Day 96
I think it was Day 53 that I said I was going to make my own personal holidays to celebrate. Today’s as good a day as any to make good on that. Here are new holidays for every day between now and the end of July, except where perfectly good ones already exist.
Today (June 17): Make New Holidays Day
June 18: Be a Bear Day
June 19: Juneteenth
June 20: Database Celebration Day
June 21: Father’s Day
June 22: Annette Hanshaw Day
June 23: Dry Creek Day
June 24: French Movie Day
June 25: Finish The French Movie You Slept Through Day
June 26: Lights Off at Eight Day
June 27: Home-Built Submarine Day
June 28: Miss Marple Day
June 29: Aurora Borealis Day
June 30: Money In Your Pockets Day
July 1: Write A Letter Day
July 2: Embrace Your Belly Day
July 3: Story Where You Root For the Criminals Day
July 4: You Don’t Own Me Day
July 5: Funk Music Day
July 6: Paprika Day
July 7: Get a Letter Day
July 8: Learn To Juggle Day
July 9: Dangerous Chemistry Day
July 10: Rita Rudner Day
July 11: Non-Cucumber Pickles Day
July 12: Water Day
July 13: Tom Robbins Day
July 14: Tim Robbins Day
July 15: Flea, Tick, and Louse Day
July 16: Pick a Favorite Fish Day
July 17: Settle a Debt Day
July 18: Miles Davis Day
July 19: Geodesic Dome Day
July 20: Dehydrate Something Day
July 21: Crossword Puzzle Day
July 22: Encounter the Void Day
July 23: Make Something Out of Junk Day
July 24: Sunshine Day (Opposite of Funk Music Day)
July 25: Late-Night Card Game Day
July 26: Mimosa Day
July 27: Bollywood Day
July 28: Go Down an Internet Rabbit Hole Day
July 29: Preludes Day
July 30: Fugues Day
July 31: Go Underground Day
